Breaking the Rule - Be Normal

Chapter One

I’m a college dropout and I’ve been divorced. I didn’t lose my virginity until I was twenty-one. When I was a child I wanted to be a mime when I grew up. I once invested ten thousand dollars in an oil well I never saw, and lost it all. I wet the bed until I was ten years old because I was too scared to walk out into the dark hallway at night. I never partied as a teenager. I was too busy in my backyard teaching myself how to juggle to spend time seeking acceptance from my peers.